“Fight Against Stupidity And
Bureaucracy”
Another
manic Monday has been thrust upon us. Feels like a tough week to me already.
So
let’s start with a few funnies. Another selection from the tv quiz show
archive. I have a few favorites in this lot, I hope you find something to
chuckle about too.
Enjoy.
What girl's
name is a term for a short prayer or thanks before a meal?
“Mary”
What is
twenty multiplied by fifty?
“A hundred and ten”
The towns
of El Paso and San Antonio are in which US state?
“South America”
What is six
multiplied by three?
“Nine”
Apart from Earth which planet in our
solar system begins with a vowel?
“Pluto”
In hairdressing a tuft of hair which
persistently sticks up is called a 'cow...' what?
“Horn”
What sport do you play on grass with
rackets?
“Cricket”
What insect has many limbs, although
the name would suggest that it has one hundred?
“A giraffe”
What glen
in Scotland was the scene of a famous battle?
“Glenfiddich”
What is the
silent last letter in the word 'ballet' ?
“Y”
Which
popular hot drink is an anagram of the word 'eat' ?
“Chocolate”
What F is a
pink African wading bird?
“Albatross”
What place
in Australia is called 'Springs' preceded by a girls name?
“Hope”
What 'V' is
a dilute acetic acid and is used as a condiment?
“Bicarbonate of soda”
What is the
highest double-figured number?
“Twenty-five”
The Mexican
War was fought over a border dispute with which other country?
“Spain”
The book by
Lord Baden-Powell is called 'Scouting For..' what?
“Trade”
What 'D' is
the word for rain which also indicates which way the rain is falling?
“Direction”
In America
the 18th century protestation about taxes was called 'The Boston..' what?
“Uprising”
How many
playing cards are displayed in the trick 'Find the lady'?
“Twelve”
What is the
name of the long tapering button which is used to fasten a duffle coat?
“Zip”
What's
fourteen plus sixteen?
“Twenty”
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