“Fight Against Stupidity And
Bureaucracy”
I have the
pleasure of presenting another lot of public faux-pas from the quiz show
stable. These are a constant source of amusement for me, and I hope for you
too. The sheer absurdity of some of the answers just leaves me in amazement at
what is going on inside these peoples’ heads.
In this lot
“Name a bird with a long neck” was my
favorite, but have a read through them and pick your own winner.
Enjoy.
Name a part
of the body you have more than two of:
"Arms.."
Name something
you do before going to bed:
"Sleep.."
Name something
you might do in a power cut:
"Read a book.."
Name a
famous Parisian landmark:
"Hawaii.."
Name the
first place detectives look for fingerprints:
"The floor.."
Name something
you associate with the sea:
"A coffin.."
Name a
famous Arthur:
"Shakespeare.."
Name something
people take to the beach:
"Turkey.."
Name something
a girl should know about a man before marrying him:
"His name.."
Name a bird
with a long neck:
"Naomi Campbell.."
Name an
item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man:
"Underpants.."
Name something
taken from a hotel as a souvenir:
"The lamps.."
Name something
you keep in a garden shed:
"A gardener.."
Name a song
with moon in the title:
"Blue Suede Moon.."
Name a
famous cowboy:
"Buck Rogers.."
Name a
famous Wild-West character:
"Wild Bill Eacock.."
Name a fruit
used in fruit salad:
"Cucumber.."
Name something
you wear on the beach:
"A deckchair.."
Name a
method of cooking fish:
"Cod.."
Name something
you borrow from your partner:
"Shoes.."
Name a part
of the body beginning with N:
"Knee.."
Name something
red:
"My cardigan.."
Name something
with a hole in it:
"A window.."
Name something
you put on walls:
"Roofs.."
Name something
that floats in the bath:
"Water.."
Name something
in the garden that's green:
"The shed.."
Name something
a blind man might use:
"A sword.."
Name the
last thing you take off before going to bed:
"Your feet.."
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