“Fight
Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
Still on
the theme of driving today, but in a bit lighter vein than yesterday. This time
it isn’t drunks, although one could be forgiven for thinking that some of these
bozos were ‘well oiled’ when they
took their test.
The following
are a sampling of real answers received on written exams given by the
California Department of Transportation's driving school. Some of those taking
the exam may have deliberately trying to be funny, but sadly I suspect the vast
majority were answering as best they could.
Here you
are.
Enjoy!
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the
road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a
four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper
sticker saying, 'Guns don't kill people.
I do.'
Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when
backing your car?
A: Always wear a condom.
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an
accident?
A: Be too sh*t-faced to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested
for drunk driving.
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you
could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or
being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave 'hello' if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red
traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Some people like these must have passed their driver's exam. Check out the video.
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