“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
http://jitterygt.wordpress.com made a comment on one of my posts that
“The creativity of stupidity is also
endless”. And so it seems to be.
Stupid
people are always finding new ways to do stupid things. I don’t think I would
go so far as to call it creative, though. Most of it happens by pure accident
rather than design.
Now
I have to point out at the start, that this blog post is not about things that
are done to assist those in society who have some kind of disability.
Everything that is done in that regard to make life a bit easier and things
more accessible is to be encouraged and applauded. This blog applies
specifically to those who could get out of their own way but because they are
too lazy and/or obtuse, won’t!
So
the question today is, and it’s a good question that hardly anyone bothers to
ask or tries to answer, “Should we have
to waste time, energy and resources pandering to the idiots in society?”
In
other words should EVERYTHING have to sink down to their level? Should the rest
of us normal-ish people be deprived of a better and simpler existence just
because some people seem to be incapable of living their lives without doing
themselves harm?
I
vote NO, we shouldn’t pander to them. Not in the slightest.
In
the dumbed down society that we are increasingly being forced to live in, and
that the even dumber politicians encourage (probably so that the majority of
people don’t develop the skills to see the hash they are making of everything),
far from questioning the consequent waste of time, energy, and resources, they
continue to make more and more rules to cater for the intellectually
challenged.
Think
about the consequences for a moment.
How
many labels do we have on jars and cans and elsewhere that really don’t need to
be there? Do we really need a label on a packet of nuts telling us that the
packet contains nuts? Do we really need a label telling us that hot coffee is ‘hot’ or that iced mocha is ‘cold’?
How
many otherwise productive man-hours are wasted each and every year trying to
figure out what dumb thing some moron will do with a particular product?
I
know the whole waste of time phenomenon has been spurred on in many cases
because of spurious and unnecessary law suits by lawyers who aren’t smart
enough to set up a proper law practice and by judges who are so out of touch
with reality that they should be thrown out of court for not doing the same
with these foolish lawsuits.
Then
we have the bureaucrats weighing in. With nothing productive to do themselves,
except to make our lives more and more intolerable, they dream up new rules and
regulations to make business more uncompetitive and ordinary peoples’ lives
more complicated.
And
it’s all a waste of time. No matter what rules are invented and what
precautions are taken it is a law of the universe that morons will find a way
round them and hurt themselves anyway. Some of them have even walked into the
signs put up to warn them about walking into signs.
So
we should NOT waste time trying to make things foolproof because the fools have
proved time and again that it’s a waste of time!
Let’s
aspire to learn more and be smarter, instead of dumbing down to the level of
those who don’t give a damn anyhow!
End
rant. Have a cup of coffee – mind, though, it’s hot!
Here;s a few examples of the type of nonsense that goes on:
Suitable
for outdoor use. Found on a rain gauge.
Warning:
High in sodium. On a salt cellar.
Remove
wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Use
like regular soap. On a bar of soap.
Simply
pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants. On a bag of cat biscuits.
Instructions:
open packet, eat nuts on a packet of
nuts
Do
not use as an ice cream topping on Hair
colouring
Warning:
do not attempt to swallow on a Mattress
Caution:
contents may catch fire on Matches
Some
assembly required on a 500-piece puzzle
The
appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position on a Kettle
Product
will be hot after heating on Bread
Pudding
Warning:
May cause drowsiness on Sleep Aid
This
ice may be cold on an Ice drink
Instructions:
Put on food on Ketchup
Do
not open here on the Bottom of a Cola
bottle
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