“Fight Against Stupidity And
Bureaucracy”
Yes
everyone, it’s Monday again and what better way than to start off the week by
laughing at other people.
It’s
another selection from the Televison Quiz Show archive. Some are from American
TV, others from Britain, but all equally funny (I hope). They’ll set you up for
the rest of the week!
Enjoy!
What are
people banned from wearing on passport photographs in the UK - hats or gloves?
“Gloves”
Do the
rivers Styx and Lethe run through hell or Halifax?
“Halifax”
What is the
name for a group of motorcyclists whose name means the opposite to 'Heaven's Devils'?
“The Devil's Gang”
The Italian
city of Torino is known in English by what name?
“Toronto”
What was
the principal language used by the ancient Romans?
“Greek”
What is the
total when a score is added to a baker's dozen?
“A hundred and thirteen”
In a family
what 'O' describes a child with no brothers or sisters?
“Orphan”
In the
Bible who was the father of Cain and Abel?
“Joseph”
What 'U' is
a South American country whose capital is Montevideo?
“Uganda”
In
mathematics what is thirty-two divided by eight?
“Six”
What is the
fifth vowel letter of the alphabet?
“E”
The Duchess
of Windsor's famous words were ' You can
never be too thin or too..' what?
“Fat”
In the film
'Deliverance' a scene involves a duo
between stringed instruments; a guitar and what?
“Cello”
Sudan is
the largest country in which continent?
“Europe”
What is the
only language used for official purposes in Denmark?
“Dutch”
Wholegrain,
Dijon and English are varieties of which condiment?
“Rice”
In Roman
numerals what number is represented by the letters IX?
“One hundred”
In law the
principle that a person cannot be tried twice for the same offence is called 'Double...' what?
“Whammy”
In
proverbs, which big cat is said to be unable to change its spots?
“Cheetah”
What is
three hundred and thirty-three divided by three?
“Twenty-one”
When a man
is not wearing a jacket he is said to be in 'Shirt..'
what?
“Casual”
The Earth
is divided by the Equator into how many hemispheres?
“Three”
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