“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
This
funny factoid Friday I have a few more Universal Truths. As before, that does
not mean that every one of them applies to everyone, but weirdly most of them
do.
And
if you are wondering after you read this, the answer is yes, I have put aside a
thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint (you’ll see what I mean later!).
Oh dear :o(
Enjoy!
1)
Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
2)
Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and
then raced against the flush.
3)
Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
4)
Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
5)
Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
6)
You never ever run out of salt.
7)
Old ladies can eat more than you think.
8)
You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
9)
There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand
or head stuck in something.
10)
No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
11)
Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm
broken by a swan.
12)
The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an
upturned plug.
13) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
14)
You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood
specifically to stir paint.
15)
Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal his or her nose.
16) Bricks are horrible to carry.
17) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
18) Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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