“Fight Against Stupidity And
Bureaucracy”
This blog is about
highlighting stupidity and hopefully doing it in an entertaining way – well,
most of the time anyhow. There are a lot of ways to describe someone or
something that is stupid.
Here is a short list
that I found on the internet (plus I’ve added a couple of my own favorites).
Some of them are quite amusing.
If you have a favorite
or know of any others please send them. I’d be more than happy to add them to
my list.
Enjoy.
A few clowns short of a
circus.
A few fries short of a
happy meal.
A few beers short of a
six pack.
A few peas short of a
casserole.
The wheel's spinning,
but the hamster's dead.
One fruit loop shy of a
full bowl.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off his
cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains
by Mattel.
Warning: Objects in
mirror are dumber than they appear.
Couldn't pour water out
of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the
stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled
only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Doesn't have all his
dogs on one leash.
Elevator doesn't go all
the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay his brain
bill.
Her sewing machine's out
of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick
up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go
through all the loops.
Proof that evolution CAN
go in reverse.
Receiver is off the
hook.
Several nuts short of a
full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slinky's kinked.
Too much yardage between
the goal posts.
The light is on but
there’s nobody home.
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