“Fight
Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
Yes, Monday
has rolled round again. And that means it’s time to meet more morons from the
quiz show answers archive.
As always,
a warning to those of a nervous disposition – this post contains some extreme
stupidity, so handle with care.
Enjoy!
Q: Like "sugar bowl", a bowl that's named for the substance it
contains
A: Toilet bowl
Q: Name something your body has that
begins with the letter "L"
A: Lice
Q: Name something that makes you feel
uneasy all day long if you forget to do it in the morning
A: Get dressed
Q: Name a vegetable you stuff
A: Brussels sprouts
A: Watermelon
Q: Name a kind of place where it's
smart to know where the exits are
A: Church
Q: Name something a man might buy his
girlfriend a pair of
A: Boobs
Q: Name an expensive holiday, besides
Christmas
A: Wedding
Q: What is a slang name for policeman?
A: Dick
Q: What is something that you have to
do to get your husband's attention during the Super Bowl?
A: Take off your clothes
Q: What is the longest you've ever been
on the telephone?
A: Alaska
Q: Name a real or fictional, a famous
Willie
A: Willie-the-Pooh
Q: Name a beverage you stir before
drinking
A: Water
Q: Name a food that makes noise when
you eat it
A: A really loud
hamburger
Q: Name something a duck and a chicken
have in common
A: They quack
Q: Name another word for sleep
A: Sleeping
A: A coma
Q: What is a slang word for "wife"?
A: Bitch
Q: Name something that is transplanted
A: Brain
Q: Name a noisy bird
A: Chipmunk
Q: Name something you would cheat on if
you knew you wouldn't get caught
A: Family Feud
Q: Name a street name that is common to
cities all over the US
A: Hollywood Boulevard
Q: Name something you tune
A: Fish
Q: What shouldn't you do in someone
else's car?
A: Pass gas
A: Get arrested
Q: Name a game played on a table
besides cards
A: Poker
Q: Name something you rent for a party
A: Food
Q: Name a party game that would be more
fun to play in the nude
A: Monopoly
A: Chess
Q: Name a vegetable you marinate
A: Grapes
Q: Name something you'd hate to
discover was living in your attic
A: Furniture
Q: Name something Russia is famous for
A: Russians
Q: Name a farm animal that the farmer
may grow so fond of, he might not want to eat it
A: Dog
Q: Name something a teenage boy can do
for hours
A: Masturbate
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