“Fight Against Stupidity And
Bureaucracy”
It never
ceases to amaze me how really dumb some people are. We seem to have bred an
incredibly stupid generation of people, and unfortunately the next generation
is showing further signs of further intellectual deterioration too. It’s a good
argument against a theory of deterioration rather than evolution!
I’m not
just talking about some people not being able to grasp quantum physics theory.
I’m talking about morons who cannot grasp the fundamentals of life.
For example,
my blog friend AirportsMadeSimple.com recently posted an article about a new
app for phones giving people information about how to eat correctly. I know
this app was probably more than that, but it made me comment that soon people
will need an app to know how to chew and then swallow. It really does seem to
be getting that bad.
One of the
first things we learn as children, after first words, first steps and all that
good stuff, is how to navigate the great barrier that we call a door. Most
children master this without too much difficulty - the
opening bit at least, kids are not so hot on closing doors which does provide
more than a little irritation at times. For many years we have had ordinary
doors and still do in most places.
I’m sure
this is not the reason at all, but I like to imagine that the people who
invested the automatic door did so because they recognized that idiots couldn’t
handle ordinary doors.
We all know
how they work, you walk up to them, a sensor recognizes you are there, the door
opens automatically, and you walk through.
Easy?
For normal
people, yes. For the stupid beyond belief, no!
Have a look
at the videos. By the way, there’s one showing a woman and one showing a man. There
is absolute sexual equality when it comes to morons.
Enjoy or
cringe or hide behind the sofa.
(Acknowledgements to FunnyEmails for bringing this first one to my attention)
