Showing posts with label people. Show all posts
Showing posts with label people. Show all posts

Monday, August 27, 2012

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Monday, August 20, 2012

Hurrah! It’s Another Meet More Morons Monday!


“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”


Yes, Monday has rolled round again. And that means it’s time to meet more morons from the quiz show answers archive.

As always, a warning to those of a nervous disposition – this post contains some extreme stupidity, so handle with care.

Enjoy!



Q: Like "sugar bowl", a bowl that's named for the substance it contains   

A: Toilet bowl



Q: Name something your body has that begins with the letter "L"

A: Lice 



Q: Name something that makes you feel uneasy all day long if you forget to do it in the morning

A: Get dressed 



Q: Name a vegetable you stuff 

A: Brussels sprouts
A: Watermelon 



Q: Name a kind of place where it's smart to know where the exits are      

A: Church         



Q: Name something a man might buy his girlfriend a pair of       

A: Boobs



Q: Name an expensive holiday, besides Christmas        

A: Wedding      



Q: What is a slang name for policeman?

A: Dick



Q: What is something that you have to do to get your husband's attention during the Super Bowl?          

A: Take off your clothes



Q: What is the longest you've ever been on the telephone?

A: Alaska         



Q: Name a real or fictional, a famous Willie        

A: Willie-the-Pooh         



Q: Name a beverage you stir before drinking     

A: Water          



Q: Name a food that makes noise when you eat it          

A: A really loud hamburger         



Q: Name something a duck and a chicken have in common        

A: They quack  



Q: Name another word for sleep

A: Sleeping
A: A coma



Q: What is a slang word for "wife"?       

A: Bitch           



Q: Name something that is transplanted

A: Brain



Q: Name a noisy bird    

A: Chipmunk    



Q: Name something you would cheat on if you knew you wouldn't get caught     

A: Family Feud 



Q: Name a street name that is common to cities all over the US  

A: Hollywood Boulevard 



Q: Name something you tune    

A: Fish 



Q: What shouldn't you do in someone else's car?          

A: Pass gas
A: Get arrested



Q: Name a game played on a table besides cards         

A: Poker          



Q: Name something you rent for a party

A: Food



Q: Name a party game that would be more fun to play in the nude          

A: Monopoly
A: Chess          



Q: Name a vegetable you marinate        

A: Grapes        



Q: Name something you'd hate to discover was living in your attic          

A: Furniture      



Q: Name something Russia is famous for          

A: Russians     



Q: Name a farm animal that the farmer may grow so fond of, he might not want to eat it  

A: Dog



Q: Name something a teenage boy can do for hours      

A: Masturbate   


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Monday, August 13, 2012

Back To Normal This Monday And That Means More Quiz Show Answers


“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

Yes, it’s time to assess the level of general intelligence of the average contestant on television quiz shows. I suppose as ever this post should come with a severe stupidity warning for those of a nervous disposition.
Here we go.
Enjoy!


Q: Name something a caveman would put on his to-do list         
A: Buy a car


Q: Name a fictional island         
A: Rhode Island


Q: Name a fast food restaurant with somebody's first or last name in the title     
A: Burger King


Q: Name something twins share while growing up          
A: Mother's breast        


Q: Name a man's name beginning with the letter K         
A: Kentucky Fried Chicken        


Q: Name an excuse that a girl gives not to invite you in after a date        
A: Her husband is home


Q: Name a president who served two full terms  
A: Abraham Lincoln


Q: Name a thing or place dogs are known to drink from 
A: A hydrant     


Q: Name an animal with three letters in its name 
A: Frog
A: Alligator       


Q: Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses           
A: Purse          


Q: Name a yellow fruit  
A: Orange        


Q: How often a newlywed couple makes love    
A: Three times a day


Q: Name something you often misplace in your car        
A: Steering wheel          


Q: Name something that works better after it's been broken in    
A: Husband      


Q: Name something everyone knows about Cinderella    
A: She could talk to animals      


Q: Name a way parents reward children 
A: Time out      


Q: Name a sport husbands and wives can play together 
A: Kickball


Q: Name something specific kids leave behind when they move out of the house           
A: Their parents
A: A blender
A: Boyfriend/Girlfriend   


Q: Name something the English are famous for 
A: Driving on the wrong side of the road  


Q: Name something on a chihuahua that's tiny   
A: Its Peter


Q: Name a hobby people take up for the thrills involved 
A: Stamp collecting       


Q: Name something that doesn't work without water       
A: Ice cream cone        


Q: Name something you make out of flowers    
A: Cookies       


Q: Name something people do clothed that others don't
A: Ride a motorcycle     


Q: Name a product that, according to its commercials, will make you more popular         
A: Toilet paper


Q: Besides an airplane, something man-made that flies  
A: A jet


Q: Name a vacation city where you would need a lot of money   
A: Hawaii
A: Europe         


Q: Name something you see along the side of a street   
A: Carnage       


Q: Name something a hostess does to let her guests know it's time to leave       
A: Goes to bed 


Q: Name something of yours that you hit when it's not working properly 
A: Your spouse 


Q: Name one of the seven dwarfs         
A: Snoopy


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Saturday, August 11, 2012

The Silly Name Game, Part Three – Time To Pass On


“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

It has been fun gathering up examples of those who have been lumbered with let’s say, more exotic names than the rest of us.
In this final installment, apart from the first one which I couldn’t resist adding, the afflicted are no longer with us although their contribution to mankind lives on in their memorials. 
If I ever change my name by deed poll I think I’d like to take the name of the last guy on the list.
Enjoy.






































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Friday, August 10, 2012

The Silly Name Game, Part Two - Now It’s Political!


“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

You’d think if you had a daft or embarrassing name the last thing that you would want to do is hang it out in public for everyone to see and ridicule.
But as was noted yesterday people just do not seem to find anything wrong with their own surnames, no matter how funny, absurd or otherwise they appear to the rest of us.
Hence people stand for public office quite oblivious to their odd names.
Does it help or hinder them to get elected? Perhaps sometimes it does, after all some of the names would certainly tend to stick a voter’s mind. Perhaps sometimes it doesn’t, if they are stupid enough not to notice their own names, how fit are they for public office in the first place.
Who knows?
Who cares?
At least they’ve given us some entertainment even if they didn’t mean to.
Enjoy!!!