“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Hi loyal blog readers, I'm back. I haven't been able to do a post for a few days, work pressures by day and absolutely sweltering heat at night. But here I am again.
One of the things I did get a chance to do was find some of the game show stuff I had filed away. If you need a funny one-liner then there is probably no better source than programs like Family Fortunes. It's quite amazing the things that people will say when in a pressure situation.
Here's a few examples that made me chuckle. Hope they do the same for you.
Q. Name an orange vegetable:
A. "Aubergine..."
Q. Name an animal you cannot fit into a Mini car:
A. "Mouse.."
Q. Name something made of wool:
A. "Cotton wool.."
Q. Name an animal with three letters:
A. "Lion.."
Q. Name a bad place to fall asleep:
A. "Concrete.."
Q. Name something you mount:
A. "A mountain.."
Q. Name something you lose when you get older:
A. "Your purse.."
Q. Name a sport which involves throwing something:
A. "Tennis.."
Q. Name a type of bean:
A. "Lesbian.."
Q. Name something you would play with in the bath:
A. "A bazooka.."
Q. Name someone you wouldn't swear in front of:
A. "Yourself.."
Q. Name a country where Arabic is spoken:
A. "Nigeria.."
Q. Name someone or something whose existence has never been proven:
A. "Hitler.."
Q. Name a number you might have to memorise:
A. "Seven.."
Q. Name something that makes you close your eyes:
A. "Dark.."
Q. Name something that comes in pairs:
A. "Rabbits.."
Q. Name a way of toasting someone:
A. "Over a fire.."
Q. Name a Boy's name beginning with the letter J:
A. "Gerald.."
Q. Name a type of oil:
A. "Sewing-machine oil.."
Q. Name a word beginning with Z:
A. "Xylophone.."
Q. Name a slang word for a girl:
A. "Slag.."
Q. Name an animal with horns:
A. "A bee..."
Q. Name a medieval weapon:
A. "Hand-grenade.."
Q. Name something made of wool:
A. "A sheep.."
Q. Name something a bridegroom might wear:
A. "A dress.."
Q. Name something a train-spotter would have in his pocket:
A. "A magnifying glass.."
Q. Name someone who works early hours:
A. "A burglar.."
Q. Name something made to be wheeled around:
A. "A hammer.."
Q. Name a reason for kneeling:
A. "To be beheaded.."
Q. Name a nickname for a slim person:
A. "Slimmy.."
