“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
Yes,
it’s time to assess the level of general intelligence of the average contestant
on television quiz shows. I suppose as ever this post should come with a severe
stupidity warning for those of a nervous disposition.
Here
we go.
Enjoy!
Q: Name something a caveman would put on his to-do list
A: Buy a car
Q: Name a fictional island
A: Rhode Island
Q: Name a fast food restaurant with somebody's first or last
name in the title
A: Burger King
Q: Name something twins share while growing up
A: Mother's breast
Q: Name a man's name beginning with the letter K
A: Kentucky Fried Chicken
Q: Name an excuse that a girl gives not to invite you in after
a date
A: Her husband is home
Q: Name a president who served two full terms
A: Abraham Lincoln
Q: Name a thing or place dogs are known to drink from
A: A hydrant
Q: Name an animal with three letters in its name
A: Frog
A: Alligator
Q: Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses
A: Purse
Q: Name a yellow fruit
A: Orange
Q: How often a newlywed couple makes love
A: Three times a day
Q: Name something you often misplace in your car
A: Steering wheel
Q: Name something that works better after it's been broken in
A: Husband
Q: Name something everyone knows about Cinderella
A: She could talk to animals
Q: Name a way parents reward children
A: Time out
Q: Name a sport husbands and wives can play together
A: Kickball
Q: Name something specific kids leave behind when they move out
of the house
A: Their parents
A: A blender
A: Boyfriend/Girlfriend
Q: Name something the English are famous for
A: Driving on the wrong side of the
road
Q: Name something on a chihuahua that's tiny
A: Its Peter
Q: Name a hobby people take up for the thrills involved
A: Stamp collecting
Q: Name something that doesn't work without water
A: Ice cream cone
Q: Name something you make out of flowers
A: Cookies
Q: Name something people do clothed that others don't
A: Ride a motorcycle
Q: Name a product that, according to its commercials, will make
you more popular
A: Toilet paper
Q: Besides an airplane, something man-made that flies
A: A jet
Q: Name a vacation city where you would need a lot of money
A: Hawaii
A: Europe
Q: Name something you see along the side of a street
A: Carnage
Q: Name something a hostess does to let her guests know it's
time to leave
A: Goes to bed
Q: Name something of yours that you hit when it's not working
properly
A: Your spouse
Q: Name one of the seven dwarfs
A: Snoopy
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